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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #521
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starts punching Rancour's junk while he's on the ground!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #522
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/orders a new bottle, chugs it straight down, then turns and starts waving the gun again

Now then, who's next
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #523
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Wonders if anyone besides Yen-lo-Wang are still alive in the bar...
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #524
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*Grabs Count Fearnor around the leg while he wonders who's still alive and hurls him across the room*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #525
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/looks around and notices that Orangutan is the only other one left

Aww, screw it.

/buys two bottles of Jack's and throws one to Orangutan

Drink up mate...

/shoots Rancour a few times for the hell of it
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05   #526
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*Digs bullet out of forhead and throws it at Orangutang's bottle, shattering it*

BTW, who's gonna take on the role of Orangutang?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #527
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*Teleports into bar. Sees trouble inside. Notices PyroGwen holding the Vargaroth, transforms into Pika-Cloud, byebye Gwen! Transforms back into Pika-Link and teleports out of the bar.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #528
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*pulled agent's cape and hurled him back into the bar*
*starts jumping on agent crushing him*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #529
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*Puts on golfing shoes, roundhouses Purrfect in the back and lands on Agent's head and starts jumping up and down*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:17 PM // 14:17   #530
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orangutan gets back up and tatoos Rancour. He then proceeds to pee on his head!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:20 PM // 14:20   #531
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/looks at the mess and starts firing wild shots into it, hitting everyone at least once, then manages shoot self in foot and passes out between the pain, alchohol, and sheer exhaustion

*I've been up for at least 24 hours now...
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #532
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takes bullet out of arm and rapidly heals, then continues to relieve himself on Rancour's head. LOL.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:31 PM // 14:31   #533
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*enters bar and slashes Feanor with Soul Edge
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:32 PM // 14:32   #534
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*empties the content of a nearby spitplate on Orangutan's head and then wacks him across the room with it. He then deflects Yen's bullets with the plate and hurls it across the room like a discos and hits Yen with it*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:36 PM // 14:36   #535
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quickly heals and flings poo at Ruoenkruez Tudor nailing him in the mouth! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Grabs Rancour and rubs his nose in some poo!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:40 PM // 14:40   #536
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*washes mouth out and does hundred blades with soul edge on Feanor*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:41 PM // 14:41   #537
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*Pulls out butterfly knife and stabs Orangutan through his left ear, rolls over and uses Disrupting Chop on Orangutan (to preven any more quick healing)*

Do we have to have more poo and pee in this story?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:52 PM // 14:52   #538
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lies bleeding on the ground. Then poops and pees himself.


I'll stop with the poo and pee now.

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #539
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*Drops the rest of his drink on the ground*

*Grabs a cattle prod and pokes the orangutang in the butt*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #540
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Orangutan's healing factor is revived! The orangutan gets up and punches Darkwasp in the junk!
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